The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

as always

 

@SweeneyTodd buys all his clothes in Halfords.

 

@snotty likes pressing flowers, ............ with his arse cheeks

 

Barry Haynes is the sole recipient of the readers digest win a £1 dog trimming voucher

 

@jivedubbin sits at the back of the bus with a hat on his lap and a silly grin on his face

 

Barry Haynes insists on sitting next to me on the bus

 

@poptop2 can play Rule Britannia by breaking wind

 

@poptop2 dated princess Stephanie of Monaco but his loutish behaviour forced her to call it off. He could've become Prince Malcolm of Monaco!

 

@SweeneyTodd was once thrown out of a Buckingham Palace garden party for flicking dry-roasted peanuts into Prince Charle's ears.

 

@snotty has a secret desire to be abducted by aliens. He can be found every New Year's Eve dancing naked in the centre of Stonehenge singing the theme tune to Button Moon.

 

Don't tell everyone !

 

@poptop2 collects excretions from Kris Akabussi's head as it is the best substance for polishing his prized bowling ball

 

@SweeneyTodd dries his socks on his George Formby grill

 

I'm telling you this in total confidence @ flakey got some new curlers for his wigs


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@snotty has just sold his Kleenex shares and is now minted


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Paul2690 bought Jimmy nails crocodile shoes in an OP shop, aNd thinks he is spender

 

@volkswombat has a built-in Van Der Graf generator & can dance the Electric Boogaloo