The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

@Barry Haynes has lost his rs.

 

No Vanish, it's what you use to get stubborn stains out of long johns

 

In his spare time @Barry Haynes likes dressing up as a laundry maid.

 

@Terrordales has never been to Australia he stands in front of a green screen to create the effect that he lives there

 

@poptop2 invented the soda stream the idea came about after he farted in the bath

 

After a fling with a washerwoman in Venice, @Kevinthedog has four boys, Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael & Leonardo, he really loves the mutant ninja turtles..... he's hoping for a fifth boy so he can call him Splinter.

 

@SweeneyTodd has a job in the polo factory checking the diameter of the hole is perfect he has a special tool for the job

 

@Kevinthedog has a new full time job making sure there are enough corn flakes delivered to Buckingham palace .The queen insists on hand crafted flakes and Kevin is the man for the job

 

@Kevinthedog is really kevinthecat

 

@zedders has disappeared because he's having a face lift


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A tummy tuck, I heard...

 

@poptop2 is moving to Hull for its culture

 

@Terrordales cant tell the difference between Veggimite and Marmite in a blind taste challenge.

 

@Pony is a presenter on animal planet

 

I'd rather eat rat poison than either of these vile concoctions.

 

Is that marmite after going through the TLB filters, or marmite

 

@Barry Haynes was once desperate to marry Bill and Hillary Clinton's daughter.