The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

@poptop2 crimps his hair

 

After reading a book on Eastern spirituality, @SweeneyTodd started drinking his own urine. Unfortunately, he's now started drinking other people's.

 

I bottle it for lean times

 

@snotty is completely shaven in his gentleman area & has been known to sport only a Pajazzle on days away in Bridgend to impress the elderly ladies for which he has a penchant

 

I was trying to keep that quiet

 

@poptop2 is the only man in Croydon that can stop traffic by raising one leg and threatening to break wind

 

@jivedubbin has his hair cut by the council.

 

@snotty is the cause of most if not all earth leakage

 

@SweeneyTodd trained as a barber but for some reason never attracted many customers.

 

Terrordales is kept as a pet badger in Brian Mays house

 

@volkswombat was runner up in the Mr Bognor Regis glam competition 1963

 

@jivedubbin is the Dancing Master at Butlins Bognor Regis.

 

Terrordales holds the world record for the highest freefall parachute jump.

 

I think ! Those who go to Techenders are real and the rest on this Forum are just cyber characters


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@poptop2 hangs around science colleges hoping for a sniff of napthalene

 

@SweeneyTodd uses a hedgehog to comb his hair

 

@poptop2 is a clone because there was a malfunction with poptop1


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@paul2590 like nothing more than walking barefoot around Barking Tesco while wearing flowery hats