The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

Sweeny Todd used to do nails as well as hair..

 

All @Day wants for xmas is his two front teeth, a rocking horse & one of those lcd watches with a calculator on & a 'fur Elise' musical alarm! da da da da da da da da dah, da da dah, da da dah

 

@SweeneyTodd owns a camel and its name is colin

 

@Kevinthedog is really called Kevinthebactrian & his stage name is Colin

 

@Terrordales dreams of being an Englishmans slaveboy

 

@Barry Haynes has an inflatable Jabba The Hutt, so as to get full enjoyment out of his Slave Leia outfit.

 

@Terrordales actually lives in Barnet. He can't ski.

 

@Kkkaty is well-known in Royal circles as the tidy up person ,whenever there is a calamity to be covered up the queen gets straight on the blower for a quick fix

 

@jivedubbin is the secret owner of JD Sport, whose warehouse employment policies shock even Sports Direct's boss

 

@poptop2 plays the spoons in a band called Toppop3

 

@Flakey is a shark sold in Australian fish and chip shops.

 

Sorry to interrupt the flow, but it seems to me this thread needs to be "Tell a complete post-truth about the poster before you"

 

@poptop2 spends his evenings dogging in lay-bys off the A5

 

You're supposed to tell lies

 

@snotty looks after simon cowells chest hair getting it perfect for TV appearances

 

@Kevinthedog once stole Heather Mill's artificial leg and sold it on eBay.

 

@snotty breeds caymen & keeps them in his indoor swimming pool. He just loves the texture of his crocodile shoes!