The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

@wendygun was once knocked out by a rogue cheese at the bottom of Coopers Hill

 

@ Wendy gun doesn't know how to spell psychedelic

 

@poptop2 is actually a closet Manchester City supporter

 

@terrodales is currently the worlds one legged standing bagpipe champion.He always gets up at 04.00 hrs for a quick blast .

 

@jivedubbin has really got the hang of tagging people in his posts.
He was also a member of the lithuanian bobsleigh team in his pomp

 

@sweenytodd knows what he's talking about,he once gave a2 hour non stop welcome speech to 14,000 girl guides at Bognor Regis international center bus stop.It only ended when a storm broke and everyone tried to get into the bus shelter

 

@SweeneyTodd hah ,blame the phone

 

actually thats true

 

but there was another mince pie incident

 

@jivedubbin was once called out to unblock the Suez Canal. It took three days using his biggest plunger.

 

@snotty owns the worlds biggest box of Xmas crackers,each cracker is hand crafted in Bavarian meat cellarsthat never see daylight,

 

It's just your jive dubbin' telling me lies
Jive dubbin', you wear a disguise
Jive dubbin', so misunderstood, yeah
Jive dubbin', you're really no good

 

@Dicky is Rick Astley's best backing singer

 

@sweenytodd is really Tina turner

 

@poptop2 once touched Justin Bieber's willy "by accident".