The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

@poptop2 likes nothing better than relaxing in a bath of Lucozade while listening to repeats of the Des O'Conner show @poptop2

 

He's such a sweetie

 

@Faust is a member of right said Fred

 

@poptop2 is the other member from right said Fred

 

@poptop2 numbers his buttocks, so he doesn't get them mixed up in the morning.

 

And i have a string vest

 

Faust is a lollipop man in Fochabers

 

@volkswombat travels the length & breadth of midsomer looking for sporing mushrooms. He's found a few!

 

Sweeney Todd likes to hide his foreskin and present himself as a Jehovah's witness at his neighbours door

 

It's hidden in plain view, I wear it like a snood

 

@snotty is Justin Biebers willy

 

@volkswombat confused his local rabbi by announcing he'd just bought a new pullover.

 

Snottys last batch of bubble &squeak caused some incontinence in the local old folks home

 

@Barry Haynes has got a piiiineapple on his head

 

Sweeny Todd used to be a hairdresser.

 

@poptop2 lays orange peel at the feet of reindeers