The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

@snotty has joined his local barnacle buffing club after being refused entry to last years daffodil club annual ramble .although fairly confident that his barnacles will stand the buffing he will drop out if they don't

 

@jivedubbin appeared in the 70s film "Hot Babes Vol 7" as the Boiler Repair Man. After attending vigorously to the lady of the house, he then changed her pump and checked her gas pressure.

 

@snotty is a secret member of the infamous Italian Paparazzi mob family. He has papped some of the biggest names in showbiz such as Lionel Blair, Julie Young & Dermot O'Flanaghan.

 

@poptop2 is always fingering Gollum's ring only to be told "it'ssss my preciousssss"

 

@SweeneyTodd once had a temporary job as Noel Edmond's hair.

 

LOL

 

@snotty places incriminating objects in his partners hand luggage before passing through airport security.

 

@Pony is from Shetland

 

@SweeneyTodd is a secret admirer of Diana Dors.

 

@snotty smuggles socks in his underpants

 

That's actually true

 

@Kevinthedog is really kevinthehamster & his best friend is called Roland.

 

@SweeneyTodd likes nothing better than jogging on the M6 hard shoulder while looking for old exhaust pipes

 

@jivedubbin spends his day laying on the hard shoulder of the m6 pretending to be an exhaust pipe in the hope that @SweeneyTodd will pick him up

 

@Kevinthedog is going to Butlins rock and roll weekend at pwhelli ,but because he can't spell it,its very likely he will end up at Bognor Regis where there is a knitting convention with knit a hat night