The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

@scrooge95 has just taken delivery of Five Gold Rings!

 

@Flakey buys all his clothes in TopShop. He tells everybody that he's still a size 12, but nobody believes him.

 

Is that five gezzers with their bums painted gold

 

@Terrordales Is tying his kangaroo down

 

@Barry Haynes lives in Brian Blessard's beard

 

@sweenyTodd lives on the hard shoulder of the M62 and keeps many goats for warmth

 

@jivedubbin can often be seen propping up the bar in the Drovers Arms Builth Wells after a long days skiing

 

@SweeneyTodd is the secret lovechild of Fred Dibnah.

 

@snotty buys a new artificial Christmas tree each year, and plants the old one in his garden

 

Flakey is a gynaecologist but doesn't like to admit it

 

Paradox is actually Sir Paradiddle-Farquar-McPantmoustache III, and lives in a castle in the Scottish Highlands. He is unfeasibly posh but comes on the Late Bay Forum as it keeps him "grounded"

 

He is semi retired I heard, but does it part time as he likes to keep his hand in

 

@Jack Tatty entertains at parties by playing "Smoke on the Water" on the Peruvian nose flute.

 

Snotty has trained a group of macaques to attach limpet mines to Nigel Farage.

 

Pop top is a regular drag artist entertainer at a Doncaster working mans club

 

In the New Year, @paradox intends to re-paint The Shard completely with tractor enamel.

 

@paradox doesn't like weed

 

@Wendy gun likes to go to bed early with an erotic novel

 

fifty shades of bluuuuuuuue