The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

'Bout time we got this going again. As I'm the first, I'll start with Barry H...

@Barry Haynes is president of the East Grinstead Doris Day Impersonators Society.

 

@snotty and @Terrordales are not pre op transgenders

 

@Barry Haynes wants us to believe he is Doris Day or Rock Hudson on weekends.

 

@poptop2 @Keith.H and @Merlin Cat are really all Big chelsea fans

 

Barry Haynes was originally called Barbra.

 

@sANDYbAY wears suspender tights to keep himself warm

 

Suspender tights??? You've lived a sheltered life. Most people call them stockings.

On a point of order this thread is supposed to be a lie about the previous poster and I do wear Suspender tights, or "What I call stockings"

 

Suspender tights are more comfortable ..... so I'm told

 

@Barry Haynes is actually Tony Hart.

 

And I'm not sending your Marmite paintings back , so F off

 

Bazza
told me who he had in the back of his cab..

 

@poptop2 was one of the kings men who put Humpty Dumpty back together again

 

@SweeneyTodd was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar

 

I've just seen Flakey in the 100 club in Sheffield. He looks a bit like Phil Oakey

 

theBusmonkey has adopted a Siberian Tiger called Colin.

 

@Jack Tatty Was in Pirates of the Caribbean ,he was the cook on the Black Pearl...