The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

Now that's not completely a lie


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@jivedubbin is only 4'8" by definition a midget & used to work in Billy Smart's circus

 

still do

 

@poptop2 was once lost in translation, but thankfully returned to his rightfull owner thanks to a series of iron on name tags inserted in the hem of his cullotts.

 

@Pony rides at altitude picking dingleberries as he goes

 

@SweeneyTodd likes kissing Santa ,if he can catch him

 

@jivedubbin once covered the Queen Mother's thighs with Boss White, just because he felt like it.

 

@snotty says "fantastique" an awful lot, it is his favouite thing to say e.g.
During a morning greeting, a neighbour might say "how are you today Mr Snotty" to which @snotty would reply.............

 

I actually say "A box of birds, mate, and every one a warbler!"

 

Not a million miles away then?

 

@SweeneyTodd once asked Mike Tyson to "show us your cheggies". He spent several weeks in hospital, but made a full recovery.

 

Snottys Santa outfit utilises the lady garden shavings of Doris Stokes for his beard.

 

Doris Stokes is @volkswombat 's sister

 

@snotty pickles gherkins & has an assortment of varieties (he also drinks mad dog 20/20 but doesn't like telling anyone)

 

@SweeneyTodd can play Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" on the spoons and washboard.

 

not wrong!

 

@snotty wishes he could dance like Louis Spence!!

 

@SweeneyTodd was on strictly come dancing tonight but came last again