The All New Tell a Complete Lie About the Poster Before You Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Dec 21, 2016.

  1. M16 x 1.5, as I recall.
     
  2. I have sworn to total secrecy.... that @Lasty is spending Christmas at a spa with Kylie Minogue


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  3. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    @paul2590 likes dressing up as Kylie Minogue & going to spas.
     
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  4. @Terrordales was once one of Kylie's backing singers, but had to give up because of an old knee injury.
     
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  5. @Terrordales collects Kylie Minogues recycling and sniffs it


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  7. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    According to Ms.T it wouldn't come as a surprise if there was an undiscovered Amazonian tribe living in there.
    Cheeky little minx that she is.
     
  8. @Terrordales once owned 6 three legged greyhounds and that is why today doesn't even a pot to make tea in
     
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  9. @jivedubbin has NEVER been north of Watford and - surprisingly - can't jive ....

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  10. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Terrordales wears frilly knickers under his kilt.

    Just posting this to see what lie anyone comes up with about me!

    PS It may be true what I said about Terrordales. I haven't had the opportunity to look under his kilt!
     
  11. @Pudelwagen is the old man on the moon from last years John Lewis advert. He still lives there but no-one cares...... He's had his 15 minutes of fame
     
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  12. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Sweeny Todd once gave the Heimlich Manoevre to Brian Blessed after he'd accidentally swallowed Wayne Sleep, thinking he was an hors d'oeuvres.
     
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  13. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    How did you know that?
    Have you been looking at my telescope?
     
  14. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    What I do in the privacy of my own home is none of your business.

    @Pudelwagen keeps trying to look up peoples kilts, despite what the magistrate told him.
     
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  15. Flakey

    Flakey Supporter

    @Pudelwagen is a smaller version of the Schwimmwagen for very shallow water
     
  16. @Flakey thought a pooper-scooper was a song by ABBA.
     
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  17. @snotty wears a caterpillar on each foot as a means to getting around
     
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  18. @Kevinthedog is a big fan of Jon & Ponch from CHiPS, he sits outside their trailer & pulls a string.....he knows not what it does
     
  19. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    @SweeneyTodd lights his farts and uses the flame to take the vanish off his furniture
     

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