The most physically painful thing you’ve experienced...

Having experienced ‘trapped wind’, I can concur with the OP.
However on a par for me was when the morphine from the ambulance staff wore off and I was waiting in A&E for someone to treat my hand after I had had a run in with some petrol and a lighter.




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“Righty tighty, lefty loosey”

 

I really think we need to talk about your exfoliating regime.

 

Blimey. Is it ok now?

 

Yep, some scarring but fully functioning.






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Ouch. I bet that made you jump

 

He said...
I don't think that anaesthetic taken yet..

I said no Marmite Sherlock....!

 

You told me about it 3 times

 

You've not experienced pain...

if you have no nuts...

 

I did this, it hurt. On the right is how they fix this nowadays, they can put them in under an epidural, my advice is get knocked out properly, don't be awake, when they do this to you



They make you walk on it the next day, if I could have run out of the place, believe me, I would have!

 

Are they number 10 woodscrews ?

I’ve got something similar in my elbow.

 

It isn't coming out, not while I'm breathing, tho the top screw is really annoying, it is nothing compared to the memory of the surgeon climbing on top of the theater table with longest drill I ever did see.....

 

I think I was supposed to have mine out years ago, but it’s still there.

 

Your implants may get recycled eventually (I'm sure that makes you feel well ) if you get cremated. I used to work at a place where all the 'returns ' came back from crematoria for sorting /blasting and selling on to be melted down to make new parts.

 

What a lovely thought! I am still 100% recyclable

 

Not super painful but when I got stabbed with a junkies needle in the knee 8 trips to the clap shop for testing and all sorts of jabs. It was funny that work paid for parking tickets with the hospital units name on.
Also they kept giving me free condoms as a joke. There where some very good people watching including the newly split up couple who got booked in at the same time one of them had been naughty.
One week it was like a sex workers outing some of the storys they told me in the waiting room.

 

*stabbed makes it sound way more than what actually happened

 

Prick?

 

One of the sex workers didn’t have a east grinstead accent did “she”?