The most physically painful thing you’ve experienced...

Then drink plenty cider buddy

 

It's generally acknowledged that the most physically painful thing happens to Yorkshire folk when they're forced to open their wallet. Many just pass out with the shock.

 

Drink water, eat fibre and exercise that's all you need to do.

 

Me three, I’m not doing well on this thread am I! And they pumped my bladder full of saline afterwards, sadists...

 

Dunno what caused mine, they said some people just get them.

Here’s some of the bits caught in a tea-strainer after they’d broken up.
They’re painful when they pass, but a lot more painful before that when they leave your kidneys and start that tortuous journey through your plumbing, blocking it up in the process..
You may think this is an odd thing to ‘collect’, but trust me when I say you really want to know how many bits you’ve passed and how many might be left!

Enjoy...




PS it helps if you’re endowed with a large piece of pipe for the home run.

 

I heartily concur .

 

There is some research that says certain foods rich in oxalate can increase the risk of kidney stones, but I can for the life of me remember what any of these oxalate rich foods are.... spinach is one (I think), but as @Pickles says, drink plenty and exercise

 

Also, avoid drink and loose women

 

Yeah. Doc told me I should be drinking 3 litres of water a day, and not so much tea & coffee.

 

Well I don’t drink, and I’ve not seen nearly enough loose women for too long!

 

I have to say, painful as part of the procedure was, it was quite fascinating to see inside your bladder on the big screen. When I had the bypass, part of me wishes I’d ask the surgeon to film it for me

 

Will it come out on DVD?

 

DVD! Everything’s streamed now Rich, it’ll be on Britbox any day now

 

When I had my stents I could see it all on screen. Though I wasn’t taking that much notice.

 

I concur!

 

Haha! Hot tea bag. Brilliant! I did this to someone once.
Did you jump off the chair?

 

I also had a colonoscopy, that was being displayed on a massive tv screen.... it wasn’t much of a watch tbh, and making small talk with the dr, while he rammed some chimney sweep rods up my jacksie was somewhat disconcerting....