The most physically painful thing you’ve experienced...

I had something similar aged 4, the nurse didn’t believe my screams that the adhesive tape she was removing from my abdomen was taking the stitches (non disposable type) with it. She was proved wrong when the bleeding started...

Still, the worst pain was having arthritis in my Achilles’ tendon aged 10, any weight on it felt like it was being run through like the mythological namesake

also, a kick in the nads

 

I was not much different, week in hospital, morphine etc etc and it still hurt laying still , just about getting mobile but been nearly 3 months I think , I can’t remember much from the beginning

 

As Jethro said, Doctor, Doctor I've got a hereditary illness...diarrhoea....that's not hereditary, said the Doctor ...
well, it's in my jeans.

 

what causes kidney stones?

 

I believe its the Drupe family of fruit - such as peaches, pears and apricots.

Some people are mad enough to eat the stones - and then it turns in to kidney stones.








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Swollen knee cartlidge, bloody thing had me crutches for 3 months ,oh and sitting on a hot tea bag carefully placed for me to sit on by a workmate

 

Eating coal sorts it out

 

I thought injecting sunlight was the solution.

 

Drilled through my thumb with an inch and a quarter flat drill bit, surprisingly not that painful at the time. Three days later had the dressing removed which was stuck to where the nail used to be.. stupidly painful

 

As a chef in a restaurant in Westward Ho, once I burnt my arm with steam.... So badly I watched the skin falling off my arm.

 

I ruptured my achilles playing football in my 30's, that takes some beating pain wise. I've also had a camera down my old chap so they could have a look at my bladder, apparently they used an anesthetic but it didn't seem to work very well!

 

Once drilled down the end of my finger with a 3/4 auger and had to reverse it back 'cos it was then stuck to the door I was drilling out. Ended up with a plastic nail until my own could grow back. Now only 1/2 of the bone is left in the last bit of my finger.

 

Mark I could have written this myself a year or two ago. I'm going to pm you

 

I too know the pain of having a camera down the one eye... my toes are curling from the memory!

 

Known by Baz as a "wind jammer"!

 

Apparently if you drink plenty cider it cuts down the chance of getting kidney stones ...well i bloody hope so .

 

Made my jeans zip part of my mickey/sack a la ‘something about Mary! Removal wasn’t my idea of fun times!

 

If this thread has taught me anything... it’s that I hope to never get kidney stones