The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

  1. @oscar escaped from Colditz
     
  2. @oscar used to eat 12 cans of fosters after breakfast before he met smirnoff.
     
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is Guy Martin.
     
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  4. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Oscar NEVER uses the wrong form of your/you're.
     
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  5. except me who he thinks is the wise one
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar thinks Barney is very wise.
     
  7. In the Eighties @oscar wore Grolsh bottle tops on his beetlecrushers and sang 'when will I, will I, be famous' from the window of his dad's tan ford Cortina mk2
     
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  8. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Oscar's Superbowl half time show involves a Lion and Sharks.
     
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once built a full scale replication of the Humber bridge out of lego, but drowned himself after running out of those little coloured round one's that make lights for the top.
     
  10. @oscar is from the wrong side of the tracks!
     
  11. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    @oscar is moonlighting as the ball at Superbowl XLIX
     
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  12. Oscar is Camperjam. :D
     
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  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    So, if anything goes wrong it's his fault.;)
     
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  14. In July 1986, to save £55 air fare, on his return trip from Torremolinos, Oscar concealed himself in a straw donkey, similar to the one depicted below. Unfortunately, there was fourteen hour delay at Gatwick, due to a strike by baggage handlers. Thus incarcerated, Oscar was forced to eat his way out of his self-imposed quadrupedal flaxen hell, starting with the bridle and bit

    If you've ever wondered why Oscar retches when confronted by a bowl Shredded Wheat, you now know why...;)

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    He still has flashbacks whenever he goes on all fours :eek:
     
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  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Yes I blame Oscar for all my ills already. Might as well spread the love a bit.
     
  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

  17. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    @oscar smacked my bitch up and is a pyromaniac.
     
  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is Dances with Wolves.
     
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  19. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Oscar caused a 150 car pile up in the snow.
     
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  20. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    @oscar has a minor award in the film industry named after him.
     

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