The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

@oscar isn't here anymore due to being busy over the pond promoting his pub chain Oscar's which gives free drinks to any TLB member.

 

@oscar won't kiss @poptop2 with tongues again until @poptop2 has been off the fags for at least a fortnight.

 

@oscar told me he can do it in under 30secs

 

@oscar drinks Cooper's Creosote.

 

Or is it this the real reason @oscar isn't here anymore?
http://www.oscar4fun.co.uk/

 

Oscar stole my clothes.

 

very bad man

 

"I chase @oscar
I bite @oscar
@oscar bad man
@oscar tasty
Good boy
Good boy Peach."
- PC Peach, PD4341, West Midlands Police

 

@oscar sold two bronze sculptures by his kids to the Fitzwilliam museum a few months back.

 

@oscar has eleven toes, eight on one foot, three on the other.
The O S C and R in his name are silent.

 

@oscar whittles with a bread knife

 

See!

 

@oscar likes cookies

 

Oscar is the the 'only one' after cutting off Connor McCloud's head in a game of snap.

 

Oscar is world champion in snap and spot the red bus ,the only person ever to hold both titles at once