The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Oscar crosses the street when a pigeon looks at him wrong, ever since the 1978 Trafalgar Square debacle.

 

@oscar has a blue tongue like those dogs with the curly tails & eats manx cats for breakfast

 

Oscar has left the building,and has to pick up Elvis from the chip shop

 

Oscar was once heard to say"you'll never take me alive copper"then he realised he was at the kiddies panto and must have nodded of

 

Oscar was arrested last week for shouting "CRACKERJACK" and dropping his trousers during an Elton John concert .

`Candle in the wind` will never be the same ...

 

Oscar is actually only 8inches tall and under all the makeup his skin is golden

 

on an average day Oscar has enough wind to fly his own kite ,he like the Chinese box kite best as he can dry his underpants on it

 

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lucky for us oscar has sense of humour

 

To show how grateful he is Oscar wants to buy everyone a drink and treat them to a Chinese to say what a great bunch we are

 

Oscar body doubles for the legendary actor and hero of star wars Warwick Davis.

 

Oscar thinks your all nuts.

 

Who said that ??

 

Oscar is so important he talks of himself in the third person.