The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

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  1. Keith.H

    Keith.H

    Oscar is at this moment giving @poptop2 his first ever enema!
     
    Keith.H, Feb 2, 2015
    #141
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  2. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar did Pete Burn's cosmetic surgery
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 2, 2015
    #142
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  3. Keith.H

    Keith.H

    Oscar is blind?:eek:
     
    Keith.H, Feb 2, 2015
    #143
  4. oscar

    oscar

    It was cheap vodka. Not masturbation
     
    oscar, Feb 2, 2015
    #144
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  5. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    As an apprentice @oscar gathered the following items

    • a long stand
    • some tartan paint
    • a glass hammer
    • left handed screw driver
    • a bucket of sparks for the grinder (just in case)
    & has been to the shop for a packet of woodbines & two Steaming Hamptons!
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 2, 2015
    #145
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  6. Keith.H

    Keith.H

    Thats the idea! post a lie :)
     
    Keith.H, Feb 2, 2015
    #146
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  7. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    @oscar had cosmetic tongue surgery so he could be really rude and stick it out
     
    Barneyrubble, Feb 2, 2015
    #147
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  8. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar hid the Ipcress file.
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 2, 2015
    #148
  9. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd, Feb 2, 2015
    #149
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  10. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar auditioned for the part of Q in the new James Bond film but was so handsome they cast him as shrek.
     
    CollyP, Feb 2, 2015
    #150
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  11. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar counts in Hexidecimal for fun
     
    CollyP, Feb 2, 2015
    #151
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  12. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar's Judy Garland impression is so good that Liza Minnelli once responded "yes mum" when he asked if she wanted maple syrup on her naked buttocks.
     
    CollyP, Feb 2, 2015
    #152
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  13. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar has hacked CollyP's TLB account and is using it as a weird confessional
     
    CollyP, Feb 2, 2015
    #153
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  14. snotty

    snotty

    And I thought I had a weird mind :eek:...
     
    snotty, Feb 2, 2015
    #154
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  15. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Oscar was the shadow on a grassy knoll
     
    Moons, Feb 2, 2015
    #155
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  16. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar can't wait for spring so that he can frolic in the daffodils atop the moors.while singing the theme tune to the magic roundabout
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 3, 2015
    #156
  17. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Moons, Feb 3, 2015
    #157
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  18. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    @oscar was Maggie Thatchers toyboy.
     
    Terrordales, Feb 3, 2015
    #158
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  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar attends all VW shows in a kilt and mankini.
     
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2015
    Poptop2, Feb 3, 2015
    #159
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  20. vanorak

    vanorak

    Oscar was recently fined £400 and bound over to keep the peace after feeding Lionel the Llama an Araldite sandwich at his local petting zoo
     
    vanorak, Feb 3, 2015
    #160
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