The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @oscar is currently a research assistant for Hornby trains.

    He is employed to walk the streets of Oxford dressed as Thomas the tank engine armed only with a clipboard and his natural charm which he uses to cajole information from passing foreign students regarding their first and future purchases in the Hornby Thomas the tank engine range. He is frequently told to 'go fry a kit' by chinese students, and as such in a drunken stupor has often resorted to doing so. unfortunately his landlady hasn't taken too kindly to the fire alarm going off at silly oclock in the morning and has also told him to go fry his kite.

    At present he is living in a cardboard box outside of Sainsbury's and says the work costume helps keep him warm. His ambition is to one day do two hours of pushing broom to get a 8 x 12 four bit room.
     
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  2. Oscar got into trouble with a shopkeeper in the Oxford branch of Bottoms Up, for showing them his bare bottom and asking if they have a new one he could purchase as this one has a crack and a hole in it.

    This may not actually be a lie. :D
     
  3. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    Oscar is actually Professor of Comparitive Religion at Magdalene College.
     
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  4. Hes tee total
     
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  5. Poptop2

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    Oscar once built a tree house up a lamp post in Oxford city centre, but he got caught for pole tax.
     
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  6. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Malc, I can't see any point in this thread at all.

    He doesn't come on here anymore so he'll never see it.
     
  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    This is true, but he may have a friend that will tell him ( Doubt it, but who knows ) fill yer boots Bob. Lie about him until you are blue ( er ) in the face. :thumbsup:
     
  8. Oscar smells of biscuits.....
     
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  9. Poptop2

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    Oscar is a Muslim missionary.
     
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  10. Oscar is both the inventor and the current Programmer/developer of Photoshop
     
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  11. Poptop2

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    Oscar recycles used toilet paper.
     
  12. I thought your suppose to lie about him!?
     
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  13. Oscar was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit, he promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

    Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.



    If you have a problem - If no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire oscar.
     
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  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Oscar broke the arm off an action man once. He told Barbie all about it and then Ken came in and ruined it all.
     
  15. Oscar is my AA sponsor
     
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  16. @oscar is Julie Goodyear's style guru & used to craft earrings from old VW domed hubcaps. He also has an affinity with Mecca Bingo.
     
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  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Oscar broke the world record for knitting the longest scarf in history. He is still knitting it as we type as he doesn't want anyone yo beat his record.
     
  18. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Oscar is good with photoshop.
     
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  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Oscar once wrestled a tiger in Abingdon high street.
     
  20. Oscar once tied for 9th place at a primary school 100m parents race then demoted to last place for "over-vigourous thrusting " in the sprint for the line ...


    :hattip:
     
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