@oscar is currently a research assistant for Hornby trains. He is employed to walk the streets of Oxford dressed as Thomas the tank engine armed only with a clipboard and his natural charm which he uses to cajole information from passing foreign students regarding their first and future purchases in the Hornby Thomas the tank engine range. He is frequently told to 'go fry a kit' by chinese students, and as such in a drunken stupor has often resorted to doing so. unfortunately his landlady hasn't taken too kindly to the fire alarm going off at silly oclock in the morning and has also told him to go fry his kite. At present he is living in a cardboard box outside of Sainsbury's and says the work costume helps keep him warm. His ambition is to one day do two hours of pushing broom to get a 8 x 12 four bit room.