The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

On Thursdays Oscar goes by the name Susan, and wears a short dress with crotchless panties

 

Oscar was Julia Robert's body double in Pretty Woman.

 

Nobody puts Oscar in a corner.

 

On The Bill - the call sign Uniform Oscar was named after Oscar.

 

Oscar is not Wilde.

 

The character Oz in Auf Wiedersen pet, was modelled after Oscar.

 

Oscar has diversified his income stream

 

Oscar is currently 3rd in the VW Heritage Roadtrip, and therefore will not be voting for @Fronkjunior

 

I knew she sounded familiar

 

Oscar is really Keith Lemon

 

Now that's definitely a lie coz @oscar is funny!

 

Is it true he invents twiglets?

 

And as Susan he won Britains got talent

 

who really knows who Oscar is ,is he the man in the street, does he walk the corridors of power,is he the man that feeds the monkeys in the zoo ,who is this man

 

Oscar is the fifth man.

 

Oscar let the dogs out.

 

The futures bright, the futures Oscar.

 

Oscar shot a playboy centrefold set at Stonehenge.

 

@oscar plays for Chelsea but even he dislikes Didier Drogba's rather large nose.