The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

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  1. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar lives in a dustbin on Sesame Street.
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 31, 2015
    #61
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  2. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    @oscar is actually Big Bird from Sesame Street
     
    Terrordales, Jan 31, 2015
    #62
  3. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar is the Welsh Wizard but not a druid
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 31, 2015
    #63
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  4. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    And Jar Jar Binks
     
    Moons, Feb 1, 2015
    #64
  5. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    Jilly Cooper? No, surely that wasn't him too?
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 1, 2015
    #65
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  6. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

    Oscar is responsible for 14 of these problems.
     
    Moons, Feb 1, 2015
    #66
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar stole moons cherry.

    Off his Martini.
     
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2015
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
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  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar invented rust.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
    #68
  9. SkutterBob

    SkutterBob

    Oscar is the Wise Old Elf in Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom.
     
    SkutterBob, Feb 1, 2015
    #69
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  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar was found lurking in Rickyroooos shed yesterday. He was masquerading as a ball joint.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar has never read this thread.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
    #71
  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    The new line in TLB clothing is Oscar lie T shirts.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
    #72
  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar owns a clothing company.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
    #73
  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar's clothing company was on it's knees before this thread. His Dubfreeze stall is now his future..
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
    #74
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is Chuck Norris.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 1, 2015
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  16. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd, Feb 1, 2015
    #76
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  17. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    @oscar visits Coventry once a year to ride an old nag in the spirit of Lady Godiva.
     
    Tuesday wildchild, Feb 1, 2015
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  18. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar recently moved from Camberwick Green stating the area had gone down hill
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 1, 2015
    #78
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  19. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar can only wear odd socks due to the fact that he has three feet ,his mates call him "A step to far "
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 1, 2015
    #79
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  20. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    Oscar is strictly missionary and has never been near a back door.
     
    Silver, Feb 1, 2015
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