The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is a born again Teddy boy.
     
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    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  2. baygeekster

    baygeekster

    Oscar is worshipped as a God by a South American tribe in the Mato Grosso region of Brazil. They stick pencils up their nose and dance around an effigy of him chanting "wibble".
     
    baygeekster, Jan 31, 2015
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  3. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Oscar asked his 14 year old son (who is computer mad) to hack into the TLB server and enable Oscar to post a thread as if he was another user.

    Oscar immediately started this thread pretending that it was Poptop who started it. When asked why, Oscar replied that he has 'histrionic personality disorder' and therefore constantly wants to be the centre of attention.
     
    sANDYbAY, Jan 31, 2015
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  4. oscar

    oscar

    In space, oscar can hear you scream.
     
    oscar, Jan 31, 2015
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  5. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar eats hedgehogs raw.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  6. baygeekster

    baygeekster

    Oscar is an element with the atomic number 119.
     
    baygeekster, Jan 31, 2015
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  7. SkutterBob

    SkutterBob

    Oscar found the droids that you were not looking for.
     
    SkutterBob, Jan 31, 2015
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  8. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar was awarded at a film ceremony to a man dressed as a pope for being the best line dancer in wales
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 31, 2015
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  9. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    Oscar murdered his last girlfriend. :(
     
    Silver, Jan 31, 2015
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  10. SkutterBob

    SkutterBob

    Oscar is the original Duane Dibbley
     
    SkutterBob, Jan 31, 2015
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  11. ermintrude1978

    ermintrude1978

    I'd heard he is actually the Stig
     
    ermintrude1978, Jan 31, 2015
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  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar designed stonehenge. Then leaned against it while having a celebratory glass of meed or two once it was completed.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  13. SkutterBob

    SkutterBob

    Oscar wrote 'Push it' by Salt'n'Pepa during his home boy phase.
     
    SkutterBob, Jan 31, 2015
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  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once slid down the banister of the empire state building. He now has an ar.se crack so deep that it looks like an hair parting
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  15. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar steams Chris Martin's mung beans & gets paid handsomely!
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 31, 2015
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar can no longer stand at a urinal and guarantee accuracy. He was employed in Victorian Britain as a pox Dr's clerk and the end of his todger looks like a watering can rose.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  17. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar can blow a ping pong ball 300ft with his bum
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 31, 2015
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  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    That's true.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  19. volkswombat

    volkswombat

    Oscars pereneum resembles a fish based ready meal the size of a small African country.
     
    volkswombat, Jan 31, 2015
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  20. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    It would be true if it said 800ft & I don't even know him!!!
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 31, 2015
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