The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

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  1. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar always says "if your going to have one,have a big one".this is all very well if you haven't already got a big one
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 3, 2015
    #181
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  2. ermintrude1978

    ermintrude1978

    Is it true he keeps ferrets in his underpants?
     
    ermintrude1978, Feb 3, 2015
    #182
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar does not keep ferrets in his underpants.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 3, 2015
    #183
  4. ermintrude1978

    ermintrude1978

    Squirrels?
     
    ermintrude1978, Feb 3, 2015
    #184
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  5. oscar

    oscar

    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1423001822.055847.jpg
    A while ago now. :)
     
    oscar, Feb 3, 2015
    #185
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  6. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    @oscar once had his ferrets out outside number nine
     
    Barneyrubble, Feb 3, 2015
    #186
  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Blimey must watch me nuts

    Thought Oscar.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 3, 2015
    #187
  8. ermintrude1978

    ermintrude1978

    ermintrude1978, Feb 3, 2015
    #188
  9. Keith.H

    Keith.H

    Oscar and the Pole he jumped are now happily married
    Apparently "jumping" a Pole is like the Gypsies "grabbing"
     
    Keith.H, Feb 3, 2015
    #189
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  10. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Terrordales, Feb 3, 2015
    #190
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  11. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    Once upon a time @oscar was rambling through the woods when he happened upon a pixie sitting on a toadstool with its head between its legs. Are you a Goblin? @oscar asked. No, came the reply, I just have a headache.
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 3, 2015
    #191
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  12. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar likes nothing more than the thrill he gets when his underpants rumble as poptops lorry passes by
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 4, 2015
    #192
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  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is a part time model of the Titanic.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #193
  14. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar thinks we are running out of ideas for this thread
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 4, 2015
    #194
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  15. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    CollyP, Feb 4, 2015
    #195
  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once challenged Micky Mouse to a fight and all the kids in the cinema beat him up.
     
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2015
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #196
  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar sings the radio 4 weather forecast "sailing by" in the pub. He is the only person in the world who knows the words.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #197
  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar invented Cornflakes.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #198
  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar has " Hailfrank" tattooed on his bottom.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #199
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  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once swam the length of the Thames upstream underwater.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #200
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