The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is the resident Fox in the grounds of Blenheim palace.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
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  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once won the grand national on his straw donkey.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar waits patiently for the postman dressed only in sumo nappies and wrestles him every day.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #203
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is Frank Spencers body double.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #204
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  5. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    If oscar only knew now what he knew then
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 4, 2015
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  6. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    osacr loves to stand in parliment square and confuse the tourists by adding an extra bong after the hours on big ben
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 4, 2015
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  7. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    Oscar has a part time job acting as fish bait for fishermen at Butlins Minehead ,Billy Butlin once said "without oscar we would all be washed up ,because he makes a mess in the kitchens with his tackle "
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 4, 2015
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  8. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    oscars fishing tackle is the biggest in the world ,he is quite often found at the local W I giving the ladies the low down on his tackle .
     
    jivedubbin, Feb 4, 2015
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is on a bogof offer in Lidl.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
    #209
  10. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    oscar is president of the Vietnamese pipe smokers association based in Cambridge
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 4, 2015
    #210
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @oscar is an anagram of pop star!
     
    Poptop2, Feb 4, 2015
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  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @oscar is the Marquis de sade.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 5, 2015
    #212
  13. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    No it isn't. That's a lie.


    Oh! Oh yeah! As you were...
     
    sANDYbAY, Feb 5, 2015
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  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :):)
     
    Poptop2, Feb 5, 2015
    #214
  15. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Oscar was discovered in a house clearance job lot sale.
     
    Tuesday wildchild, Feb 5, 2015
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  16. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    oscar coined the phrase "ooh you are awful, but I like you" but Dick Emery won the rights to it in a poker game. Oscar still can't believe it!
     
    SweeneyTodd, Feb 5, 2015
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  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once worked for a year as a railway sleeper.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 5, 2015
    #217
  18. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    Whilst @oscar was free diving the blue hole at Dahab, a shark punched him on the nose to scare him off!
     
    CollyP, Feb 5, 2015
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  19. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    Just to be different, @oscar juggles unicycles whilst riding a flaming torch
     
    CollyP, Feb 5, 2015
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  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar caused the rain at camperjam 2012. In fact the whole thing was HIS fault.
     
    Poptop2, Feb 5, 2015
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