The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

As a child Oscar had his bumps read

 

Oscar let the dogs out.

 

Oscar never does the same thing twice.

 

Oscar thinks he plays with the England rugby team.

 

Oscar is the warm up act for ken Dodd,once that's done he gets into a large paper mache outfit as one of the diddymen

 

I say Oscar old chap. You do need new material.

 

There once was a boy called Oscar
Who came from a flying saucer
He was quite small
But had big balls
And had to use a walker

 

Oscar has only ever made love to one woman (once) and only ever wiped his bum once.
Because of the second fact he now smells of pooh, which may account for the first fact.

 

oscar told sid & ruined the whole Gritish Bas thing!

 

After taking a sip of his drink oscar was once slapped by a strange bald orange fat man!

 

@oscar is looking after baby Oleg.

 

You'd think he'd learn to check the gate...

 

Oscar make the best fondant fancys in the world

 

I am oscar and TBR, s love child

 

You can't be both of theirs.

 

Give and take?

 

I don't need to know which of yous does which. :baggy:

 

The infamous art skills @oscar has are now being used in his new venture as a feline beautician technician at 'It's Pussies Day'