In the Eighties @oscar wore Grolsh bottle tops on his beetlecrushers and sang 'when will I, will I, be famous' from the window of his dad's tan ford Cortina mk2
Oscar once built a full scale replication of the Humber bridge out of lego, but drowned himself after running out of those little coloured round one's that make lights for the top.
In July 1986, to save £55 air fare, on his return trip from Torremolinos, Oscar concealed himself in a straw donkey, similar to the one depicted below. Unfortunately, there was fourteen hour delay at Gatwick, due to a strike by baggage handlers. Thus incarcerated, Oscar was forced to eat his way out of his self-imposed quadrupedal flaxen hell, starting with the bridle and bit If you've ever wondered why Oscar retches when confronted by a bowl Shredded Wheat, you now know why... He still has flashbacks whenever he goes on all fours