Oscar crosses the street when a pigeon looks at him wrong, ever since the 1978 Trafalgar Square debacle.
Oscar was once heard to say"you'll never take me alive copper"then he realised he was at the kiddies panto and must have nodded of
Oscar was arrested last week for shouting "CRACKERJACK" and dropping his trousers during an Elton John concert . `Candle in the wind` will never be the same ...
on an average day Oscar has enough wind to fly his own kite ,he like the Chinese box kite best as he can dry his underpants on it
To show how grateful he is Oscar wants to buy everyone a drink and treat them to a Chinese to say what a great bunch we are