My friend was sent to prison last year for excessive burping. He’s finally been let out with a pardon.
I was in hospital and a consultant said "I'm sorry but we're going to amputate your legs. However, it's not all bad news." "I'm losing my legs!! What's the good news?" I enquired. He said "Mr Jones in the end bed wants to buy your slippers."
I’ve just found some old photo’s of when I was a boxer. If you turn them on their side it looks like I’m standing up.
I suffer from tinnitus. I tried calling the help line the other day, but there was no answer. It just kept ringing.
Billy Joel can make all the false accusations about video game consoles he wants but Wii didn't start the fire!!