Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Apr 8, 2016.

  1. Two old men and their wives were sitting chatting.
    First old man: We went to a great restaurant last night; great food, great service, great price.
    Second old man: What was the name of it?
    First old man: Umm...let's see...umm...what's the name of that flower that smells nice and has thorns?
    Second old man: Rose?
    First old man: That's it! Rose, what was the name of the restaurant we went to last night?
     
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  2. On a side note…Roses don’t have thorns…
     
  3. :thinking:
     
  4. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    Quite possibly,,,, but sometimes,,,,some people,,,, might be extra prickly!:shock:

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,,just sometimes :)
     
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  5. They have prickles…:thumbsup:;)
     
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  6. My father wanted his ashes to be pressed into a record.

    It was his vinyl request…
     
  7. cunny44

    cunny44 Supporter

    That's a quote from Daley Thompson on live TV not long after winning his Olympic decathlon gold
     
  8. No it’s not. It’s me typing it the other day…
     
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  9. cunny44

    cunny44 Supporter

    Yeah but ........erm .... b4 t'other day ....?
     
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  10. Too young to remember…
     
  11. What is the difference between the internet and the North Pole?

    The internet has more snowflakes.
     
  12. How does a Muslim close a door?
    Islams it.



    easy now………..it’s a joke.
     
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  13. Wife: Why do you talk about my weight behind my back?

    Husband: Well, by the time I walk round to the front, I've forgotten what I wanted to say.
     
  14. What’s the difference between Vegas and Wuhan?

    what goes on in Vegas, stays in Vegas…
     
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  17. Did you know that the people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.

    But the people in Abu Dhabi do…
     
  18. Where do bad rainbows go?























    Prism
    And it’s a light sentence that gives them time to reflect.
     
  19. Sproggy4830

    Sproggy4830 Supporter

    An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying
    With a very weak voice he asks:
    "Is my wife here?"
    "Yes, I am here." She replies.
    "Is my brother here?"
    "Yes, I'm here." His brother replies.
    "Is my daughter here?"
    "Yes I'm here." She replies
    Are my Grandchildren here?
    "Yes Grandad we're here." They reply.
    "Well if you're all here... Why is the chuffing light on in the kitchen!?"
     
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