Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Apr 8, 2016.

  1. Glass houses houses.
  2. My friend was sent to prison last year for excessive burping.

    He’s finally been let out with a pardon.
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  4. Can’t be very good Seals if it takes 10 of them to beat up 1 fella ;)
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  5. And 10 of em in a jeep :)

    Are we pulling the joke to bits :oops:
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  6. I was in hospital and a consultant said "I'm sorry but we're going to amputate your legs. However, it's not all bad news."
    "I'm losing my legs!! What's the good news?" I enquired.
    He said "Mr Jones in the end bed wants to buy your slippers."
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  7. I’ve just found some old photo’s of when I was a boxer. If you turn them on their side it looks like I’m standing up.
  8. Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,best one for ages and ages :)
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  9. MorkC68

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    COAT :D
  10. I suffer from tinnitus.

    I tried calling the help line the other day, but there was no answer.

    It just kept ringing.
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  11. You sure it was a jeep,or a Hummer,as that would fit more in…
  12. Said jeep in the joke :hattip:
  13. I recently joined the Autopsy Society
    Can't wait till next week
    Its Open Mike Night
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  14. I went to my premature ejaculation meeting this morning. Turns out it’s tomorrow.
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  15. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

  16. Billy Joel can make all the false accusations about video game consoles he wants but Wii didn't start the fire!!
  17. Did you say it was a green Barbour? :rolleyes:
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