This town aint big enough for the both of us!

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  1. sANDYbAY

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    "If you think....." at that moment 'Two Glasses rob e' fell sideways off the bar stool and crashed heavily onto the wooden, sawdust and spit covered floor. His peacemaker, which had been half cocked as he drank himself into temporary blindness, went off. The stray shot took a chunk out of the brown sherriff's boot and the ricochet set off the alarm in the Bank opposite.
     
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  2. Poptop2

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    D'oohh!
     
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    We are three Cavaleiros, three gay cavaleiros....
     
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  4. vanorak

    vanorak

    ....went the Working girls in unison, at the sound of the alarm. (note: the working girls didn't belong to Unison btw.) "Will somebody shut that confounded racket up" slurred Rob e, who scrambled back onto his chair, reset his pacemaker to Disco mode and ordered another two rounds.

    "Oi can do you and your buddies a Beef Jerky on one condition" said The Banned Bandit....

    "What condition?"asked Brown Star

    "You let me ave yur Rusty Badge for the evenin'...."
     
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  5. sANDYbAY

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    Said Don Poptop as he heard the shot ring out from Sandys Saloon. In abject fear he huddled down behind the counter and was ashamed to realise that a little bit of wee had come out.
    The women who, moments ago, had been primping and preening in an effort to attract his eye, now laughed and cackled in derision and an embarrassed flush could be seen on his gnarled and withered countenance.
     
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  6. sANDYbAY

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    Said two glasses Rob e. that bloody gun.
     
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  7. sANDYbAY

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    Said the sherriff, those is my bestest boots. What damn fool gets drunk while wearing a gun?
     
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  8. Poptop2

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    No they did not!
     
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  9. sANDYbAY

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    ....quite believe how old he looked suddenly. But, the evidence was there for all to see. Was the Don, formerly a powerful figure in town, now nothing but an empty shell? Had he outlived his usefulness? Was it indeed, time for a new man in town?
     
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  10. Poptop2

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    We are three Cavaleiros, three gay cavaleiros....
     
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  11. vanorak

    vanorak

    "What d'you intend to do with it?" asked Brown Star
    "That's moi buisness ain it" replied The Banned one, adjusting his big hat...Low Slung and Barmy sniggered knowingly

    "Er.....Well, as long as I get it back by tomorrow morning. I'm going up town to see Doc @physiopro for my saddle soreness at eleven"

    "Oh...you'll ave it back allroight....you'll ave it back" and he winked at the still sniggering chums to his left
     
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  12. Poptop2

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    The tre cavaleiros three gay cavaleiros were very rough cavaleiros indeed, the likelihood was, they would .break the brown rusty sheriffs badge
    in their excitement and gay abandon. This would surely lead to tears. The brown sheriff knew this as he trawled the dark common land in his Champagne edition looking for a toilet block that he could call home, his little cottage on the prairie!

    Meanwhile back in town, Poppy was receiving unprecedented attention from the ladys of the Tlbville water sports club. 'funny' thought Poppy, I didn't think we had a lake for 1000 miles in either direction in this part of Kansas?
     
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  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    This suddenly leapt to mind


    or perhaps this is more suitable

     
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  14. Poptop2

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    Tiny trigger Terrordales the county stable hand was at that very moment visiting the local beauty spot convenience and as he sat there wondering what he would use as toilet paper his eyes glimpsed a hole in the cubical wall, he strained to peer into it...
     
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  15. Poptop2

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    Tentatively tiny trigger peered into the small hole and reeled back in surprise, that's a Sheila in there he thought jeez she's in the wrong dunny. " Hey love, you're in the wrong toilet!" he called to her. "I'm a bloke innit" said a gruff brummy voice. Tiny peered through again, no it was definitely a Sheila, a bit tarty looking, but definitely a girl. What was more was, there were a couple of chaps in with her. Here luv, you shouldn't be in the gents dunny, what's your name?" "err. Tonto!" The gruff voice replied " " and whose that with you?". "@Silver". " Tiny trigger lifted himself bodily to look over the cubical wall. Shocked at the weather beaten face wearing a stetson adorned with bottle corks staring down on them, the Sheila gasped and dragged her companion briskly by the collar " eh up @Silver away!" she called. " hey called tiny, was that Woody too?". " Nearly!" called Silver as he scurried off still buckling his belt and stumbled through the convenience exit. .
     
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  16. snotty

    snotty

    Oi! I'm not low-slung - ask my tailor...
     
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  17. Poptop2

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    True,we researched it. He said you like them to both hang low!
     
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  18. snotty

    snotty

    But can I swing them to and fro....?
     
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  19. Poptop2

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    Your pistols mate?
     
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