This town aint big enough for the both of us!

Said the brown star sheriff as he drove his log cabin like campervan into Tlbville. He was referring of course to Don Poptop's pizzeria situated on the corner of Main street, where there sat on the porch chatting with charm oozing from his every pore to the gathered gaggle of lady's, was the Don himself . 'Signor Poppytoppia' A man of sophistication, A man who exuded worldly wisdom, spoke with the refinement of an educated man and had time for everyone. in short, A God of earthly proportions. The Brown sheriff seethed with envy at the sight of such class and revved his engine, making the regressed valves rattle like a badly timed bag of rattle snakes. he vowed to rid Tlbville of this greasy Italian and install his good and righteous self as the town's notable.

He parked his Champagne edition camper on a slight incline in front of Poppytoppia's Pizzeria and tied a rope from the bumper to his porch post to stop it rolling back, as the brakes were not brill. and walked bow legged towards Signor Poppy. Abruptly and without undue manners he asked Poppy if there were any out of the way toilets that he could park his van near that night. Poppy held out a hand and smiled a welcome

" There's no need to go out of the way to find a place to park my friend, you can stay right here, we welcome everyone here stranger.We have a saying here ' hailfrank, ill met' untether your van and park up around the back my friend!" Poppy said with a smile. "

Err, no thank's mate' replied the brown star Sheriff, " Although I don't usually have a problem parking up the back, I would like to be alone near the cottage- err, toilets, tonight, It has been a long lonely journey across the plains and I am feeling a little saddle sore. I might catch up with you in the morning for breakfast ,ta very much like"

And with that, the brown star Sheriff set off to find some secluded toilets, just like the ones back home on the common.....

 

Ok......

 

You may have to wait for the next instalment.

 

Some would prefer water-boarding....

 

Even Rickyetta Roooo?

 

ftfy. Baysearcher.

 

You will just have to wait and see.

 

The tre cavaleiros were ' low slung snotty, baysearcher the banned one and Barmy Barney,the misunderstood one, They were, the good the bad and the ugly, they burst into song.. " we're three cavaleiros, three gay cavaleiro's, they say we are birds of a feather...

 

Said Ginger Lee!

 

Soz, we must have been doing it at the same time. I will wait my turn.