It wasn't you I saw once being "encouraged" with a pitch to go and the sun below the horizon for half an hour? Bet that was one to tell their grand kids.
I'll raise you a concussion,10 stitches, whiplash and a crushed heel falling off Indians Turban rock at Brimham. Was coming down the easy way . Get to the front of the queue at AnE with a good amount of claret coming from the old bonce.
Not me on that occasion, best memory was doing one of the Ben Nevis ridges in winter and reaching the top just after sunset. That was certainly more visible than my vertebrae. I was kept in hospital and put on valium for a week, and ended up in this massive plaster cast all round, it was the start of a really hot summer, the plaster certainly had a whiff at six weeks when it was removed.
Have you thought of retraining Malc? This looks like a good career for an ex-lorry driver. Especially with your knowledge of bogs.
Be quiet you oik!! That rule is for the For Sale and Wanted Section. Now go and sit outside the Headmasters office until he's ready to deal with you in an inappropriate manner.
I now have 9 weeks work on the non existent books and I haven’t officially started up or been made redundant yet. That’s my past good name holding good. I hope I can live up to their expectations
Best of luck with whatever new career path you choose. I was made redundant in 2005 and although it took a couple of years to find the right thing, I love working from home in my little niche industry. I'll never make a million but I'm happier now than when I was in the "Rat Race". Hope you find what you really want to do.
My bro in law owns the local taxi company and he’s asked me to work for him when he heard I was being laid off.