The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

  1. Osar doesnt hypnotise @Dicky into making monumental typos. Look into me eyes ooooohhh oooohhh,you are under my pwer. Bugger nearly got me then!
     
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  2. Oscar is coloured gold and white.
     
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  3. @oscar wants a bungaloo on the coast so he can spy on french smugglers , coming over to buy sausages bacon and mcvites chocolate digestives
     
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  4. @oscar just loves everyone typing @oscar in this thread so he gets notified every time @oscar is mentioned.
     
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  5. Poptop2

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    @oscar is a BBC producer that works on Top gear.
     
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  7. Poptop2

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    @oscar got Jezza the sack!
     
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  8. @oscar he seems an nice well educated chap.
    @oscar salt off the earth.
     
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  9. @oscar well done that man he should be given a night hood for services rendered to his country, getting Jezza the jester the sack.
     
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  11. Poptop2

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  13. Moons

    Moons Moderator

    Oscar bullied Oxo out of the phonetic alphabet.
     
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  14. @oscar works for sky and he has a brown helicopter
     
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  15. jivedubbin

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    Oscar can't believe how lucky he is to have this thread resurrected
     
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  16. He's just agreed to replace Jeremy clarkson...
     
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  17. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Oscar is really a Russian oligarch and is the front man for the replacement band that now stands in for secret pussy since there arrest
     
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  18. Poptop2

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    @oscar invented the phonetic alphabet!
     
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