The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

  1. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar is a god fearing atheist
     
  2. oscars gold fish was in the guinness book of records for drinking
     
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  3. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar wears lumberjack shirts but has never even snapped a twig due to his timbphobia (fear of wood)
     
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  4. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar watches the BBC news for updates on I'm a celebrity
     
  5. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    He lives on in my heart, he made me what I am today:)
     
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  6. Ahhhh! Poptops in my head!
     
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  7. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar uses a sharpened orange in a ill-fated remake of the barber of seville
     
  8. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar is responsible for the changing of the word "orange" into "jaffa"
     
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  9. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar wanted me to repeat the word "orange" to ensure I wasn't typing "jaffa"
     
  10. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar is not happy with the mods childish sense of humour
     
  11. oscars middle name is ringpull
     
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  12. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    In a fit of pique, @oscar made me type o r a n g e to get around the jaffa based orangism. He may have earned me a stiff talking to!
     
  13. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Oscar is not as funny as Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.


    Actually - if the thread was post a lie about genital herpes....then it would remain a lie that Vic and Bob are funnier than it.
     
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  14. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar was the voice behind "I'd like a babycham"
     
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  15. oscar can get aluminium breath after a night round the fire
     
  16. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    Oscar is going into business with Joker, delivering parts for him.:confused:
     
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  17. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    "cooooo" "cooooo"
     
  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is portly gentleman's garter puller upper.
     
  19. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    I honestly and genuinely can't think of why, based on possible 10 genuinely original and funny moments' they have eked out a 20 plus year career. They are crap.
     
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  20. hailfrank

    hailfrank Admin esq.

    @oscar just pm'd me and said he's been going along with this but enough is enough and wants it locked
     
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