The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

  1. @oscar swears so much that his profanity is strong enough to power a small generator. He ears £150 per quarter selling the power back to the national grid.
     
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  2. I'd heard he used to live in Jaywick but the locals chucked him out cos he was lowering the tone of the neighbourhood
     
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  3. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    There was a man named Oscar
    Who traveled too Gloucester
    He took the train
    Incase it rained
    And met Doctor Foster
     
  4. You plum. :)
     
  5. oscar is unusual
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :rolleyes:
     
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  7. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Oscar likes to ride his bicycle without a saddle for a more fun day out
     
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  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once ate a whole length of Motorway Arco. The bit from Nottingham to Sheffield!
     
  9. Oscar was last seen waiting by the speed camera at junction 18 of the M6 for a speedy car to go past so he could have his picture taken
     
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  10. Oscars new show this year is going to be called camposcarjam lets hope it doesn't rain,
     
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Camp Oscar!

    Thought Oscar.
     
  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once told a policeman to apple off.
     
  13. Oscar isn't Keyser Söze.
     
  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar can poo out a complete hedgehog without wincing!
     
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  15. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    @oscar is the true founder of ikea so please thank him for all those lost weekends.
     
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @oscar is Skippy the Bush kangaroos mother.

    Is that right Moira? wondered Oscar.
     
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  17. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    @oscar hasn't had Fosters in ages!
     
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  18. oscar isnt always pleased to see you ,he may have a gun in his pocket :D
     
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  19. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    Oscar believes Tony Hart is dead!
     
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  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Is he not dead then.

    Wondered Oscar.
     

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