Panto script

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. While Lorry Drivers were safely tucked up in their beds, Wizzard the Troll would climb silently from out of his bin bag lair, sneak into the cab and
     
  2. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Get on the fone to his solisitser
     
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  3. Even though Malcom the Meanderer had had a very busy day watching his Gardener digging and toiling, he wasn't very sleepy. So when he heard Wizzard whispering to his solisister, he leapt from under the covers, seized the hideous Troll by the neck and shouted
     
  4. "I love you long time, twenny five dorrar"
     
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  5. Baysearcher

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    This made young Wizard's day and he jumped for joy. Last time he'd paid for some "company" it had cost considerably more than that!
     
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  6. Poptop2

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    And was handed a bag of coloured beans from the troll.

    Yaki dar broad beans isn't it boyo... Said the hunched backed troll. Just as Malcolm the rugged triuck opened the cab door and...

    "Triuck" A colloquialism originating from Rugeley. A collusion of trick and truck.

    or a typo!!;
     
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  7. Baysearcher

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    Stepped out onto the corpse of the street walker he'd bludgeoned to death earlier.
     
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  8. oh no he didnt
     
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Behind me!
     
  10. their was the evil...
     
  11. Moderator, who snatched the beans from Malcom's hand and scattered them all over the lorry park. Malcom and the Troll looked on in amazement as no sooner had the beans landed they began to grow into
     
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  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    A beanstalk that reached up through the clouds...
     
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2013
  13. the biggest
     
  14. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    And hairiest
     
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Australian
     
  16. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Polar bear
     
  17. Mints
     
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  18. made his breath smell better before he kissed...
     
  19. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    The world had ever seen.
    In the mean time the Wizard was alone in Malcs truck cab pulling
     

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