Panto script

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Dec 18, 2013.

  1. A long long time ago in Pooh-Land......
     
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  2. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    a handsome man purchased a lovely brown van
     
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  3. he had an ugly sister named rickyetta who
     
  4. loved his best mate
     
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  5. Malcom the Meanderer
     
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  6. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    and they met in lorry parks
     
  7. where there was always a ready supply of bin-bags to be had.
     
  8. Now in one of these bin bags, there lived a hideous Troll named
     
  9. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    The Wizzard
     
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  10. Now legend has it that The Wizzard was once a handsome Prince, who had been turned into a Troll by The Evil Moderator, a fierce and powerful giant of a man called
     
  11. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    dog, or karl to his mother
     
  12. fairy god mother whos name is
     
  13. Ugly? You're in for it Barney! I've got a Welsh client mate who knows where you live!
     
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  14. and rickyetta , turned into a frog
     
  15. ....with enormous fangs due to the polluted environment of Rugely Power Stations cooling towers below which she lived......
     
  16. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    it's rugeley (2 e's) one for me and one for brian harvey.
     
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  17. Shut up and get back to the script!
     
  18. ......................loved and charged reasonable rates........
     
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  19. You too, young man! You're pushing your luck.
     

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