Panto script

A long long time ago in Pooh-Land......

 

a handsome man purchased a lovely brown van

 

he had an ugly sister named rickyetta who

 

loved his best mate

 

Malcom the Meanderer

 

and they met in lorry parks

 

where there was always a ready supply of bin-bags to be had.

 

.

 

Now in one of these bin bags, there lived a hideous Troll named

 

The Wizzard

 

Now legend has it that The Wizzard was once a handsome Prince, who had been turned into a Troll by The Evil Moderator, a fierce and powerful giant of a man called

 

dog, or karl to his mother

 

fairy god mother whos name is

 

Ugly? You're in for it Barney! I've got a Welsh client mate who knows where you live!

 

and rickyetta , turned into a frog

 

....with enormous fangs due to the polluted environment of Rugely Power Stations cooling towers below which she lived......

 

it's rugeley (2 e's) one for me and one for brian harvey.

 

Shut up and get back to the script!

 

......................loved and charged reasonable rates........

 

You too, young man! You're pushing your luck.