Caught my neighbour painting my door dark grey late one night. He said yellow was too bright for the street. I told him to sling his hook and to never darken my door again!
Have you heard of the insomnic, dyslexic , agnostic who laid awake at night and wondered if there was a dog
It’s the weekly social gathering for the local Autopsy Society next Saturday. We’re having an open Mike night.
I’m so old that when I need to give a blood, stool and urine samples I just leave my pants with the doctor.
"I had to change my pin number again. I don't see how anyone guessed it" "What was it?" "The date the emperor Aizong of the Jin dynasty commited suicide, bringing about the end of the Jin Dynasty" "Wow, such an obsure date! When was that?" "In the year 1234"
The men at an old folks home were getting kind of depressed so they invited a hooker to cheer them up. She comes bounding in all bright and bubbly, and says. “hey guys! You want some super sex?” A 90 year old man all the way in the back of the room raises his finger and says, “I’ll take the soup.”
