A man goes into a bookstore and asks the young lady assistant. "Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title". She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." The man said, "Ah! That's the one, I'll take a copy."
Funny lee enough that was Exact lee what I was thinking. I wouldn’t post it as I’m to too Friend lee!
A gang has been caught making counterfeit Mr Kipling Bakewell tarts. Police say they're exceedingly good fakes.
Please take a moment to read so no one starts pm’ing me in a weeks time. There’s a line that is being eroded on this thread. please remember that this is a family forum, so to try and put some sort of guide. A family panto has a bit of tongue in cheek innuendo, that’s fine but there’s not the talk of dicks, pricks tits and sex etc that you’d find at an adult panto. let’s reduce the amount of sexual natured posts please. As you were
Point taken. Though when I started reading this post, I thought it was a joke! Sadly our woke and PC society has forbidden us to make jokes about almost everything which doesn't leave us much material to work on.
