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  1. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    sweeney todd runs around the playground at school shouting "get your trousers on you're nicked" and "we're the sweeney love and we haven't had our dinner" at every opportunity
     
    rickyrooo1, Jan 21, 2015
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  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @rickyrooo1 takes a daily dip in his local canal without fail regardless of weather conditions. The local council have tried to stop him by voicing concerns about the pollution.

    He has assured them it is fine and will now wash daily before his dip.
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2015
    Poptop2, Jan 21, 2015
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  3. snotty

    snotty

    To attract the attention of the waitress in Pizza Hut, @poptop2 will undo his shirt and rub his nipples in a circular fashion. This approach often gets him a free bowl for the salad bar.
     
    snotty, Jan 21, 2015
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @snotty has been an avid collector of celebrity pubic hair from birth. His mum was Julie Garland and he collected the prima Peli pubici on descent!
     
    Poptop2, Jan 21, 2015
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  5. snotty

    snotty

    @poptop2 once stole one dollar and 39 cents from Donna Summer's handbag.
     
    snotty, Jan 21, 2015
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  6. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    @snotty was the once the only man in the whole of Wales to have the abillity to sniff out a packet of pork flavoured nuts from under the barmaids apron , only the last he did this to win a 10 bob bet it turned out to be the barmaids night off and Barry the stand in was not best pleased
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 21, 2015
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  7. snotty

    snotty

    @jivedubbin is convinced that Uranium is a brand of haemorrhoid relief cream.
     
    snotty, Jan 21, 2015
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  8. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    @snotty once blew his nose so hard that 3 ships collided in the river Mersey , not bad when he lives in Bulgaria
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 21, 2015
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  9. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    jivedubbin has a horse called drivedobbin
     
    Barneyrubble, Jan 21, 2015
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  10. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    @Barneyrubble is building is own Mt Kilimanjaro bit by bit so if you have any hardcore get it round to barneys
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 21, 2015
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  11. volkswombat

    volkswombat

    volkswombat, Jan 21, 2015
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  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @volkswombat comes from a long line of circus dwarfs. Actually he was queuing for the circus and was in the employees queue. They soon weeded him out as he was shorter than all the other dwarfs.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 21, 2015
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  13. Majorhangover

    Majorhangover

    Poptop swears blind "its all about the treble, bout the treble no bass" But SSsssshhhh no ones told him.
     
    Majorhangover, Jan 21, 2015
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  14. Pony

    Pony

    Shhhhhh!
     
    Pony, Jan 21, 2015
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  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @Majorhangover has a trained zebra in his lock up.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 21, 2015
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  16. snotty

    snotty

    @poptop2 was once found hiding in Kate Winslet's pyjamas.
     
    snotty, Jan 21, 2015
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  17. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    snotty owns the rights to klenex tissues and has a full britsh standard test certificate for all bog roll too.
     
    Barneyrubble, Jan 21, 2015
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  18. snotty

    snotty

    @Barneyrubble and a few friends once had to bump-start a UFO in Roswell after the extraterrestrial owners left it parked with the headlights on.
     
    snotty, Jan 21, 2015
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  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @snotty has recently completed a sponsored upstream swim of the length of the river severn. He did it backstroke and is currently sat in Newtown A n E having treatment for severe head wounds. Asked about his injuries by local reporters snotty refused to comment, but was heard to mumble to himself" I never knew there was so many ruddy bridges"
     
    Poptop2, Jan 21, 2015
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  20. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin

    poptop does the night shift in a quarry where they dig up Swiss rolls for the queen
     
    jivedubbin, Jan 21, 2015
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