Post a lie about the poster before you

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bootsam, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Sposed to be lie. :rolleyes:




    @womball is at this very moment making cottonwool snowballs and throwing them at a picture of James Blunt. He would normally be throwing them at a picture of Margaret Thatcher, but has changed his political and sexual preferences and now sleeps with it on his pillow.
     
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  2. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    @poptop2 bathes daily in a birthing pool full of mud.
     
  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @rickyrooo1 patented the square wheel. He guessed it wouldn't work, yet persevered as the chap at the' patent office told him it was a good idea, but could do with rounding off a little. His revised octagonal wheel was a flop.
     
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  4. @poptop2 keeps a bin bag in his cab, to store any crows that he hits on the A1. They make a warming and nourishing stew for the family.
     
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  5. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    @snotty when asked at school the question "what came 1st the chicken or the egg?" replied me miss, sorry do you have a tissue?
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @rickyrooo1 built Hadrians wall on his own during his lunch breaks. Not only did he build it, he manned it, and repulsed the Picts single handed.He also did all the maintenance on it for the last 1900 years.

    I think I may have misspelled a word in there somewhere!

    Maybe not?
     
  7. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    Yes I built Adrian's wall, he's my neighbour
     
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  8. Rickyroooooooooooooooo1, played Pamela Anderson's left breast in Barb Wire.
     
  9. majorhangover was seen on the white cliffs of dover with seaguls sitting on his head
     
  10. Barneyrubble has designed a machine to shrink himself to molecular proportions with a view to being injected into Brian Blessed.
     
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  12. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    Brian! Lol
     
  13. @snotty was Ozzie Osbourne's swearing coach on The Osbournes. Up til then the strongest expletive you got out of Ozzie was "blinking flip Sharon!"
     
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  14. Well, he is quite quite bright :)
     
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @Jack Tatty lives in a inkwell in an old school desk that Russell Grant keeps in his bellybutton.
     
  16. You realise some Younger Readers won't actually know what an inkwell is...
     
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  17. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Snotty dreamed of having ink at school as chiseling stone tablets was a right pain when teacher MR @rickyrooo1 pointed out the spelling mistakes.
     
  18. Tuesday Wildchild can eat his own weight in witchetty grubs, and often does
     
  19. @Jack Tatty got knocked back by Margarita Pracatan
     
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  20. @volkswombat replies to all correspondence from the Inland Revenue by drawing a cartoon penis on the envelope and returning it, unopened.
     

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