Post a lie about the poster before you

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bootsam, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. jivedubbin , is mrs kiplings love child
     
  2. @Barneyrubble fills in his self-assessment tax returns naked
     
  3. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    @snotty really wanted to be called phlegmy
     
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @Terrordales once ate an whole rugby ball in one gulp. The Dr said it could pass through naturally if he had a few spoonfuls of castor oil. He said anything was worth a try.
     
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  5. @poptop2 is the country's leading weevil breeder. He credits his success to learning logarithms at high school & bathing nightly in leftover gravy. Bakers in the isle of wight loathe him.
     
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  6. @SweeneyTodd is a huge fan of Nash Bridges, and once appeared in the show as Don Johnsons perenium double after winning a competition in takeabreak
     
  7. @volkswombat once drove the entire length of the Great Wall of China in a Sinclair C5.
     
  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @snotty holds the Olympic distance record for shoving a penny with his nose. He did it in the London Olympics and shoved it from Camden to Leeds, but had a knee cap blowout on the A1 or would have carried on to somewhere more northern!
     
  9. That's not too far from the truth actually.....
     
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  10. @poptop2 s last shopping trip was to get a job lot of sanitary towels to use as insulation in an Lt camper
     
  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Only during cold periods!

    @volkswombat is the only person in his town to dance around the maypole. Although in fairness he does do it daily throughout the year and it is in his own garden.
     
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  12. Thought that said gaypeople!

    Poprop likes to dance provocatively at the butchers because they give him a free chicken as reward
     
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  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Admin

    @volkswombat likes to wander around town in stockings & suspenders
     
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  14. Terrordales doesn't make me laugh, in fact he's a boring old fart!
     
  15. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    colin has a twin brother called trevor, who works in a bank.

    1,000,000 points if anyone gets the tv programme that comes from.
     
  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    @rickyrooo1 was a script writer on the comic strip presents. He got fired for bad jokes and watching too much Tele.
     
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  17. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    @poptop2 obviously also watched "more bad news" too many times, or he is infact den dennis spider webb or vim fuego/alan metcalf.
     
  18. I heard that @rickyrooo1 is selling his van and going to buy a caravan. As he fells like he doesn't fit in here anymore with a brown van lol
     
  19. @womball actually invented a new ball game called wom , the word wom comes from the stoneage word for big , the game is played with more than one .
     
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  20. I heard @Barneyrubble likes to sleep with a cucumber under his pillow as it makes him fell safe at night lol
     
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