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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Jivedubbin's name translates into Cantonese as "Psycho legs wobble bottom monkey boy"
     
    Jack Tatty, Jan 19, 2015
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  2. Colin

    Colin

    Jack Tatty reads each new post on TLB in the hope of shocking himself out of a hiccuping fit that started in 1964
     
    Colin, Jan 19, 2015
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  3. Majorhangover

    Majorhangover

    Colin used to be Isambard Kingdom Brunel's hat.
     
    Majorhangover, Jan 19, 2015
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  4. chrisgooner

    chrisgooner

    chrisgooner, Jan 20, 2015
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  5. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    rickyrooo1, Jan 20, 2015
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  6. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    @rickyrooo1 is part whale which explains why his only eats plankton and krill
     
    Jack Tatty, Jan 20, 2015
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @Jack Tatty still works in Woolworths as a checkout girl. No one else does as it's been closed for 15 years, but he can't bring himself to tell his mum.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  8. snotty

    snotty

    @poptop2 has appeared several times on page 3 of the Sun, under the name "Melissa".
     
    snotty, Jan 20, 2015
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @snotty is really a B n Q bath plug.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  10. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @ poptop was the first person to own a pair of klackers and would happily sit on the church steps of a Sunday playing with his new toy. They are slightly dull now from over use.
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 20, 2015
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  12. snotty

    snotty

    @poptop2 was once trapped for several hours between Ulrika Jonsson's thighs, before being freed by the emergency services.
     
    snotty, Jan 20, 2015
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  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I wouldn't have called for help!

    @snotty once called the emergency services despite his friends protestations.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  14. Colin

    Colin

    poptop2 is Skippy the bush kangaroo's farther
     
    Colin, Jan 20, 2015
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  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @Colin once put a Subaru engine in his dog and had trouble keeping up on walkies.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @rickyrooo1 was born in a jam tart. His real username is stickyrooo1, but changed it to avoid the stigma.
     
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2015
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  17. Majorhangover

    Majorhangover

    Poptop queued for 2 days to be the 1st to get and iPhone 3, unfortunately it was a week ago and it took 2 days for him to realise he was queuing outside a closed down Indian takeaway.
     
    Majorhangover, Jan 20, 2015
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  18. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @Majorhangover is the voiceover man from come dine with me and Liz has a running voiceover about all the tlb posts daily.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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  19. Majorhangover

    Majorhangover

    Poptop had a go in a biplane, and now swings both ways.
     
    Majorhangover, Jan 20, 2015
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  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @Majorhangover once built an ice sculpture bonfire and spent 3 Months trying to light it.
     
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2015
    Poptop2, Jan 20, 2015
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