Post a lie about the poster before you

@poptop2 was once ejected from the Conservative Party conference for repeatedly shouting "Hubba hubba!" every time Anne Widdecombe appeared.

 

Snotty is chief tester for Lockets, Tunes once kidnapped him, but he managed to escape by building a hot air balloon out of a pair of socks and a used prophylactic.

 

Majorhangover is president of the John Major fan club

 

Colin wants to be one of the Malawi Mice Men, but he's not allowed because of his vegetarian ism

 

@poptop2 's trailer is completely imaginary.

 

@poptop2 doesnt find @snotty in a gimp suit arousing.
I now need mind bleach.

 

@Pony finds old seaside postcards arousing.

 

@snotty' s hobby is dressing up as Velma from Scooby Doo. He makes a small fortune signing Velma autographs at various conventions. However, his family are getting a bit cheesed off with him deliberately mislaying his spectacles just so he can constantly say "My glasses! I can't find my glasses!"

 

Jack Tatty was the inspiration for Disco Stu from the Simpsons, Unfortunately years of wearing a jumpsuit have left him disabled in the testy department.

 

Er, I think it's supposed to be a lie about the poster before you!

Majorhangover was the body double for the skinny speccy 4 eyes bloke in the Mr Muscle adverts until his addiction to pies got the better of him.

 

Poptop is so called on account of his flip top head into which he can pop one of the many brains he keeps. For example if he is going on a date to an art gallery with a filly, he can pop in his "sensitive, creative, talk about poetry for hours" brain. If he is off to the garage to discuss the work they say his camper needs, he pops in his "Don't give me that sh#t mate, you think I was born yesterday? Tear up that estimate and we'll start again! Capeesh?" brain

 

@Jack Tatty can play all of "Yessongs" on the Peruvian nose flute.

 

I used to play them on the Moldovan trouser flute but kept getting arrested for some reason.

@snotty has a poster of Bella Emberg above his bed

 

jack tatty was a stunt double in some mothers do have um, betty told me .

 

@Barneyrubble can dance a mean salsa, but only on Wednesday afternoons, for some reason.

 

@snotty once appeared on Homes Under The Hammer as a two up two down in Cardiff. He is still being renovated as we speak.