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@poptop2 once auctioned all the belly button fluff he got in a year for Children In Need. @oscar was the highest bidder winning with a bid of £3.78

 

@Jack Tatty once got injured due to the repair of a pavement. So it's true, if you step on the cracks, when you get to the corner, you get attacked by bears.

 

poptop 2 is thinking of opening his own swedish massage parlour called poptops off n ruba dub duba do

 

@Barneyrubble has already booked in for a quick wax & polish at @poptop2 's new establishment.

 

poptop once told me he has whole cucumbers for mid morning snacks but preferably frozen

 

@jivedubbin always has a shot of Fernox in his morning tea, to stop his lower intestine from kettling.

 

In your dreams! Although I shave a bit more than the Pretty Woman girl. What I shave more of, I shall not say.
More mind bleach needed.

 

@snotty can go for 24 hours without posting on here in his gimp suit.

 

Buggerered that up. Now to see if I can tag myself. @Pony . Yay, you can self tag,fnar!
Pony once realised the error of his ways and turned his life around.

 

@poptop2 stood for so long once a stalagmite formed under the stalagtite that formed under his nose. Only averted from turning into a column when mam shouted him in for tea.

 

@Pony was made to look a bit foalish (see what I did there) when he was finally outed as 70's milk thief, Humphrey.

 

@chrisgooner is a script writer for David Cameron

 

Terrordales taught Rolf Harris how to play the Stylophone,and even appeared on the single which came with the original machine.

 

Poptop 2 trains sharks not to kill...

 

soggz is the only left-hand bassoon player on late bay not to actually not own a bassoon