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@poptop2 once built a full-size model of the Hindenburg airship in his conservatory.

 

snotty wears his hiking boots all the time whilst out in his camper just incase the cheesey parts melted

 

@Barneyrubble asks people for directions to places he's not going to.

 

@poptop2 used the mass spectrometer first whilst pony had nipped out the room to make a cuppa after a good days work. Git.

 

pony,s stage name is tony prap .

 

People giving @Barneyrubble directions know his game.

 

Mr Ponsonby Smythe went on a school trip to Interlaken in 1972 and lied about his name, he told the teacher his name was Melissa and spent the whole week in the girls dormitory.
He left school a year later under somewhat of a cloud and has been avoiding the CSA ever since.
To avoid being caught he changed his identity and has been living quietly, under the radar, ever since. His biggest fear has been that he will be inadvertently "outed" by a casual innocent comment on a random website such as TLB.
................oops, sorry Mr James Pon, I mean Mr Pony

 

sandybay often used to pop up to melton mowbray to get a pork pie and then call in at colmans on the way home to get his mustard as he likes to know everything he eats is fresh and not been dropped on the floor before he eats it .

 

@Barneyrubble will sing "Ave Maria" in a high-pitched voice if you gently squeeze his left buttock. Scientists have no idea why.

 

@snotty is well known for his impersonation of Sarah Brightman

 

@Terrordales is also the night shift mod for isis (sundays only)

 

back in the eighties @altair knitted Michael Jackson's glove, he had a contract to knit both but ran out of yak's wool!

 

@SweeneyTodd isnt a barber, he works as an assistant in a laundromat, and to draw in extra customers he pretends to be Nick Kamen.

 

@poptop2 forged Goldie's teeth from a nugget he found in the Yukon whilst out walking.

 

@poptop2 once he pops he cant stop

 

altair is the disgraced bishop of Warmington on sea, who pretended to be the first female bishop by turning up to church wearing high heels and a wig amoungst other garments purchased at Agent Provocateur

 

@Colin has based his whole life on the comic strip "Lord Snooty" from Topper circa 1978 where he tied a pair of old flat irons to his feet & skated on a frozen duck pond.