Neighbour issues

How to get back at your neighbours - mature style

Get lots of dog poo, wrap it in newspaper, put it on their doorstep, set fire to it, get it blazing away, ring the doorbell and run. Then keep your fingers crossed they don't wear shoes in their house. Hey presto.

 

First thing is to check with the council whether adopted highway or not. If not then need to confirm they have no power over vehicles on such land, I wouldnt have thought they would.

Otherwise just ignore the neighbours confrontation never works. Oh also ignores the good advice re how to get your own back.

Best of luck

 

We were here before and you went above and beyond your call of duty to insult me which I ignored.

But anyway that's water under the bridge.

 

your looking to hire TEAM SENSI.......i can sort any neighbour with your consent and payment .....you can choose either pitbull or american bulldog .....baseball bat or ak47 ....or the good old cokcney with a shotgun ...let me know ,cheap as chips at the ritz ......p.s. just smack em one then do the husband

 

4 pages!
I haven't read any of it.
Writing waste of time
Talking to them, same.
These type of folk will NEVER admit it's them. They know the system and how to remain anon.

If you want to know who it is, your best bet is to chat up a councilor. These arseholes can get their grubby fingers on any info whatever the rules say. We had one of these :censored: round our house accusing my son of smashing up his crappy boat once. Why? Because the police found my son's DNA on a drink bottle in a nearby bin. They had his DNA because he was a twit and broke a window when he was 14 or 15. I ask you! Last thing he'd do anyway - top dinghy sailor

Anyway - councillors are the key, but no good just cornering one, you need to get to know the wonka so they'll break the law for you as well.

 

Laughing will always annoy those types. Some people aren't worth the effort to get angry about. Tiny people with tiny minds.

 

Something might might make you re cat litter. We get on with our neighbour who has a siamese, Nice little cat whos really funny cross eyes etc, but who marmites in OUR flower beds : Misses is always saying oh b hell lou lou, why cant you marmite somewhere else, rather loudly. "Anyway one day" i was making homemade scotch eggs, went outside and neighbour said oow something smells nice, i told her what i was making, she said mmmm i luv them. So when misses came home i put one in a clear pastic bag and said could you pop this next door pls brenda said she loves them. So misses takes next door brenda opens door misses holds up bag and brenda says oh really sorry bowt that carol we have a cat litter tray for lou lou now and i didnt think she was doing that anymore : carol says what?? hes made you a scotch egg ) ) What are neighbours for ) )

 

with all your kind revenge ideas I now know never to get on the wrong side of you lot.

 

BarneyRubble, you couldn't make it up!

 

lol at barney. Siames cats are hilarious. Theyre like a cross between a dog and a monkey. My cousins one could do a stand up comedy act. Hes so entertaining.

 

Your not kidding lou lou always comes under camper when im working on it and sniffs the entire length of my tool box and my arm!! ) ) cant beat pussy on ya arm when your spannering ( notice i said on you arm) not afore mentioned !! )

 

most roads on these large estate style building projects are unadopted, for years now the councils have been trying to get out of adopting roads to save money. there are lots of strange rules governing them, but if its your property they cant touch you!

 

Found this on my car today:

 

I'm tempted to borrow money off my parents and tax both the car and bus and park all three cars out the front now.

 

i'd park the car on the grass under the window. and get a m8 's to fill the parking spaces up...
once mnay years ago. when i lived t home, we had the sme problems with new nieghbours, we owned the 2 middle cottages out of 4. our gardens were adjoining no 4 garden so cars were parked passed no 4 on our land.
the nice man at the end decided i had no right of way around his property.
i explainded that my bedroom was at my grans no 3, so when he was arguing to his missus about having a blow,
i heared everything.....lol
one weeken his ol man was cleaning the septic tnk and fell in it was empty. my ol man shouted me to get a ladder,
i shouted back from my bed go forth and multiply...
i think they got the message and soon moved... im glad to say...since then my dad brought the road to the property.
so no more arguments abouts right of way there then.
So keep on smiling it confuses people. and do tax both of em and park em out front.