Neighbour issues

Don't joke Zed, it may well happen. I wouldn't put it past them

 

well i must say in our village they hang then put you on trial then they eat them by the light of the fullmoon wile counting on there hands to 12 we were only aloud in to double the gene pool lol not really i love the village its just some people are total marmites who will not live and let live

if one day your nabour has car trouble will you help them in my case i am the bigger man and apart from that it will ssip them off that they haven't got to you
play them at there own game moan to the council that there car is the wrong colour or that they at stealing the nappies that you store in the allyway me i like pizas at 2 in the morning its just a shame im at work when they arrive but i here about it on the play ground when i take my kids to school lmao

 

Just remembered a neighbour i had many years ago when i used to live in staff digs for the pub i worked in.

Now admitedly it was a bit of a mad party house with lots of after hours parties going on once the boozer closed and not once did we receive a complaint about these parties. I used to have my decks set up and was bang in to my mixing back then so any spare time was spent mixing tunes and trying to produce some mix tapes. One nice summer's afternoon at around 4pm in the afternoon the neighbour comes round kicking off that im disturbing his afternoon sitting in the sun. I had all the windows open etc so maybe it was rather loud but no more so than how loud it would be at 4am in the morning. I did point this out to him and that i found it rather ironic that he never kicked off in the middle of the night.

Go figure!

 

Or you were doing some dodgy mixes

 

Maybe it was the relisation of the bad mixing whilst on a comedown that did it

 

Never a good mix

 

Well, had the old bill turn up on my doorstep today. Turns out somebody has complained to them about where I have parked the bus.

What a waste of police time.

 

So where did you park it and what did the coppers say?

 

What did they say / do? Could you not mention to the Police that they should investigate the original caller for wasting police time as this is the n'th time they have called them out?

 

Maybe I should visit on the bike. I have a nice set of Termignoni's with no baffles that'll rattle their teeth from 100yds.

 

It just so happens I was sitting in the bus at the time playing with some wiring and the coppers poked their head in the window and said "alright for a quick chat sir"

I thought, oh god what's happened now.

The officer said "we have received a complaint about the location that this vehicle is parked"

"Righto" I said "and what is the problem officer?"

He asked "are these bays designated?"

"nope" I reply "I expected some problems though"

I dutifully explain the turn of events that have transpired since our arrival to this neighbourhood and that we have gone out of our way to be considerate and polite and for some reason "one of my neighbours seem to have an issue with us"

They checked my tax, mot and insurance and were satisfied that all was present and legal.

I explained that when I swapped my car and bus from the garage the only space available was where the bus is currently, in one of the two bays the suspect has personally designated.

"Not a problem sir, you are free to park where you wish" he replied.

After a quick chat over the bus and how he always wanted one he bid me a good weekend and left.

What a nice chap.

 

Good job you got tax sorted and car moved then ay, nice one. vw campers tlb everyones friend bar one it seems stay 8)

 

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