Its up for sale

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Geordie, Jun 19, 2017.

  1. Yes;)
     
  2. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    eBay just emailed me your advert for some reason.
    Your description is still rubbish!
     
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  3. Good tittle though, that's why you were mailed :thumbsup:
     
  4. do you have the link, I can't find it.
     
  5. Haha oh no :(
     
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  6. Baysearcher

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  7. ooh errr took our advice then. nice van, bit pricey, poor ad.
     
  8. my son's neighbour did that with his westfalia, his missus kept on at him to sell it. so he did a poor ad and overpriced it and no takers. so he went back to his missus and said well I tried but no ones interested. He has his van and enjoys it.
     
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  9. @Geordie I'll offer again to write the advert, but I need some basic info

    Here is my first stab based on what i know so far (not much)

    1971 VW camper van
    Loving restored by XXXX in 20??
    1600cc engine (recently rebuilt? and why) very reliable
    Right hand drive early bays in this condition are probably as rare as rocking horse Marmitee
    Westfalia Interior (considered by many to be the ultimate camper conversion)
    Full width double bed (very comfy and much better for shagging in, than a 3/4 width)
    Cooker (I've always cooked outside, but cooker is v useful if its raining and to make a morning brew)
    Sink (Wash you dishes or take a ******* in it if you're desperate during the night - I've never done this and offer a 100% ******* free guarantee)
    Wardrobe and plenty of storage - think millenium falcon
    Swing and fold out table that 4? people can eat at, but that doesn't get in the way when not in use
    Beautifully reupholstered front seats in red - officially the best colour in the world
    Curtains to stop the morning sun waking you up and to stop twisted pervs looking at you when you are sleeping
    Danbury? Pop top (makes putting your trousers on a doddle, plus you can stand up for and move around so you don't become the hunchback or notre dame)
    Electric hook up and internal plug socket (If your partner is reluctant to go camping you can tell them they can take the hair drier, and if you don't want them to come you can just tell them the fuse has gone)
    Leisure Battery - to power the lights and stereo without flattening the starter battery
    Numerous security features to help prevent the theft of this beautiful bus - I won't list them on a public website though!
    Tin cans - so you can make some extra income from driving people to weddings
    Magical Powers - including the ability to alter the angle of photos you take - hence why most of the photos inside are at a funny angle
    Propex gas heating - that thing between the rear seat may well be a heater to warm your plumbs on cold nights

    I'll happily write you a more serious advert if you give me some info.......
     
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  10. @paulcalf
    You forgot to mention the voodoo doll
    and You forgot to mention Carin the blowup doll. Appalling

    Thanks I will take you up on your offer
    Would have come back sooner just flat out at work

    I may have sold it polished it up on Saturday loaded it up with about 10 pic nic baskets picked my son up from Tennis match the parked it outside the busiest Pubs in Didsbury village. One couple where over it like a rash and call me on Sunday they love it and find out tomorrow?
     
  11. Nice one for Selling the dream

    At least those picnic baskets finally have a use!
     
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  12. @paulcalf
    I'm a less is more person keep it simple.
     
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  13. Who do I make the cheque out to?
     
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  14. Flakey

    Flakey Supporter

    Catch em when they're *******ed, that's the spirit :thumbsup:
     
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  15. @Kkkaty too me please you could park it at the bottom of the stairs to go with the bike:cool:
     
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  16. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

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  17. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

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  18. This looks like a good ad. When I sold mine, which was in A1 condition, I found that this type i.e. near perfect £25k vans are not generally bought by technically knowledgeable people. So adverts on TLB , VZI ect don't do much good. Make the advert more lifestyle focussed, refer to the van by name, how much love and attention its had, how as new and reliable it is etc. I sold mine after 3 days just listing on gumtree to a cash buyer 55 year old never had an old vehicle before , never looked underneath etc. My friend (who also is on TLB) did the same with his fully restored bus and again sold straight away to a non VW enthusiast. Aim for the where its the "as new" that appeals rather than those who care what type of ignition its got.
     
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  19. I don't see any decent sale prices on ebay at the moment, just a lot of silly bids for some very nice vans. Ebay seems to attract those with little money looking to get a bargain.

    Carandclassic and gumtree would be better for your quality van. Look at the other ads on these sites and get a feel for your own ad wording.

    My neighbour sold his quality golf mk2 on carandclassic for his full asking price within 2 days.

    I would keep your ad simple and say its a top quality van with excellent paint and no rust and say its got well running engine and nechanicals and its been well looked after.

    I would say its all there and ready to camp with straightaway.

    I wouldn't put in any personal stuff about your life with it. buyers are not interested. they want to know how good the van is.
     
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  20. Theres two auction houses interested in it so may just pull the add and try my luck @Baysearcher I'm not telling you the colour unless i can have one of your kidneys :D
     
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